Sherry Davey
I performed this past weekend at Laffs in Tucson, Arizona and there were several groups of new moms at the shows. They were all giddy and delightful and appeared to be having a wonderful time....let's face it, they were just glad to be out of the house. They could have been at a Walmart and been just as happy. Facebook was just not going to do it for these ladies last Friday. They were a lot of fun, I had a great time hanging out with these Tucson New-Momtourages after the shows. Here are some ways to spot a new mom:
Someone says they're thirsty and she whips out a boob;
She still talks about her 'stitches' even in mixed company;
She knows what's going on all over the world at any given moment because she's on the internet all night long;.......
She's got enough hand santizer in her purse to wipe out half of Manhattan....and that's a lot!;
She's also got a cordless breast pump in that purse too just in case she wants to stay out past 7:30;
She's wearing two watches just in case her first one stops working and she misses the 'second shift night feed';
Her blackberry timer keeps going off because she hasn't got the time to do the tutorial and really figure out the computers and gadgets in her life;
She's the one who gets drunk after only one Cosmo because between the fertility treatments and pregnancy heck it's been a while;
She's the one screaming the loudest, "I'm sooooo wasted!!;
and last but not least.....drum roll please.....
She keeps hugging her friends and saying, "I miss you guys!"
If you can think of any more ways to spot a new mom please share. thanks, Sherry your Funny Mom
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